“Marijuana? Cocaine? I’m not going to talk about what I did as a child.”
—
“Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it.”
— George “White Stuff” Bush
An acknowledged expert
on drug therapies
(self-administered)
“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
— George Water-on-the-brain Bush
September 29, 2000
Saginaw, Michigan
“I’m gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I’ve read, I understand reality. If you’re asking me as the President, would I understand reality, I do.”
— George W. Bush
May 31, 2000
On Hardball, MSNBC
Unfortunately, as it turns out, the (ahem) “President”, does not, in fact, “understand reality”. (In spite of having read about it once.) All his handlers have got poor ol’ Gee Dubbya actually believing he was legitimately elected President of the United States. Tsk, tsk.
“I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.”
— George GMO Bush
August 10, 2000
Salinas, California
“I don’t know whether I’m going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I’m ready for the job. And, if not, that’s just the way it goes.”
— George Whatever Bush
August 21, 2000
Des Moines, Iowa
“I think anybody who doesn’t think I’m smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.”
— George Jethro Bush
April 3, 2000
U.S. News & World Report
“They misunderestimated me.”
— George W. Bush
November 6, 2000
Bentonville, Arkansas
(after he was miselected)
“The great thing about America is everybody should vote.”
— George B.S. Bush
December 8, 2000
Austin, Texas
Gee Dubbie actually had the gall to say this while he was petitioning the fascist Supreme Court to STOP THE VOTES FROM BEING COUNTED in Florida.
Five of the Injustices were only too happy to oblige, handing down their ludicrous, twisted, ruling on December 12, 2000 — a ruling so absurd they were too embarassed to sign it. George W. Bush was thereupon installed as the first U.S. Unpresident in history to openly steal an election.
See:
Supreme Court overrides US voters: a ruling that will live in infamySee also the Bibliography on this page.
“Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.”
— George Ill-Wind Bush
December 20, 2000
Austin, Texas
Well, there’s never been any shortage of “natural gas” in Gee Dubbya’s neighborhood, nosiree! And now he’s sharing that ill wind from Texas with the neighborhood of Washington, D.C.
Damn hemispheric of him, if you ask me.
Of course, noxious atmospheres are nothing new to the Capital of American Empire. But up until 2000, foul air was the naturally gaseous product of all those elected political windbags.
Hey, let’s dump all pretense of “democracy” and try open fascism from now on, shall we? And America’s first Führer is a moron. Perfect.
“Anyway, I’m so thankful, and so gracious — I’m gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.”
— Unpresident George W. Bush
June 4, 2001
Miami, Florida
“I do not agree with this notion that somehow if I go to try to attract votes and to lead people toward a better tomorrow somehow I get subscribed to some... some doctrine gets subscribed to me.”
— George W. Bush
February 13, 2000
Meet The Press
He sure led us to a better tomorrow, didn’t he?
Good thing we didn’t subscribe him to some doctrine!
“I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.”
— George W. Bush
A Virtual Leadership
Augsut 18, 2000
Bartlett, Tennessee
“I’m a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up.”
— George W. Bush, M.D.
March 2, 2000
on the David Letterman show
(the audience booed)
“There ought to be limits to freedom. We’re aware of this site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that’s all he is.”
— George W. Bush
May 21, 1999
at a press conference
at the Texas State House
referring to
http://www.gwbush.com/
a web site that parodies him
“It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.”
— George Wizard Bush
May 5, 2000
Reuters
(The garbage man is a lot smarter than the Unpresident)
“What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society.
“So I don’t know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that’s my position.”
— George “What he say?” Bush
January 21, 2000
Quoted by Molly Ivins
in the San Francisco Chronicle
“One of the interesting initiatives we’ve taken in Washington, D.C., is we’ve got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a — a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone.”
— George “Count Wackula” Bush
August 14, 2001
Denver, Colorado
“Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we’ve convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they’re at it, pull that old George W. lever, if I’m the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not — to uphold the laws of the land.”
— George “What a liar” Bush
October 27, 2000
Toledo, Ohio
“The fundamental question is, ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.”
— George “What a dork” Bush
June 28, 2000
Wayne, Michigan
Quoted by Katharine Q. Seelye
in the New York Times
“Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.”
— Unpresident George W. Bush
Anti-Peacekeeper-In-Chief
January 14, 2001
Interview with the New York Times
“But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the — that don’t let people in to take a look and see what they’re up to. They’re very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we’ll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans.”
— Unpresident George W. Bush
Muddle-headed Hypocrite-In-Chief
March 13, 2001
Media roundtable
Washington, D.C.
“I assured the prime minister, my administration will work hard to lay the foundation of peace in the Middle — to work with our nations in the Middle East, give peace a chance. Secondly, I told him that our nation will not try to force peace, that we’ll facilitate peace and that we will work with those responsible for a peace.”
— Unpresident George W. Bush
March 20, 2001
Washington, D.C.
during a photo op with war criminal Ariel Sharon,
Prime Minister of one of our nations in the Middle East
“But I also made it clear to [Russian President Vladimir Putin] that it’s important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”
— Unpresident George W. Bush
America’s Pride
May 1, 2001
Washington, D.C.
“When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was.
“Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they’re there.”
— George W. Bush
January 21, 2000
Iowa Western Community College
(But them wouldn’t play the game,
so the unelected Bush regime finally
had to
create some terrorists
on 9-11)
“This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses.”
— George Wingnut Bush
January 14, 2000
At a South Carolina oyster roast
as quoted in the Financial Times
“If a person doesn’t have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.”
— Unpresident George W. Bush
May 22, 2001
Washington, D.C.
Personally demonstrating why
hope for America
is in the far distant future, if at all
“Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to — I can’t remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that.”
— George “We’re in good hands” Bush
President-Select
January 22, 2001 issue of
U.S. News & World Report
Pre-inaugural interview
“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.”
— Unpresident George W. Bush
July 22, 2001
Rome
“I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can’t answer your question.”
— George “Did I say that?” Bush
October 4, 2000
Reynoldsburg, Ohio
In response to a question about
whether he wished he could take back
any of his answers in the first debate
“This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It’s what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.”
— George “Raspberry Jam” Bush
Speaking during “Perseverance Month”
January 28, 2000
Nashua, New Hampshire
Fairgrounds Elementary School
Quoted in the Los Angeles Times
“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
— Dr. George W. Bush
January 11, 2000
Florence, South Carolina
Yes, they is learning what an Idiot the Unpresident are
“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
— Unpresident George “Duh” Bush
February 21, 2001
Townsend, Tennessee
“As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.”
— George “The Graduate” Bush
August 30, 2000
CNN online chat
“I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that’s responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be — a literate country and a hopefuller country.”
— Unpresident George Literati Bush
January 11, 2001
Washington, D.C.
“We want them [teachers] to know how to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure there’s not this kind of federal — federal cufflink.”
— George W. Bush
March 30, 2000
Fritsche Middle School
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
“I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It’s pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C. is close to California.”
— George W. Bush, Ph.D.
April 8, 2000
Los Angeles Times
“Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I’m talking about — when I’m talking about myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
— George “West Hollywood” Bush
May 31, 2000
Hardball, MSNBC
“I’ve coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.”
— Unprecedent George W. Bush
March 29, 2001
Washington, D.C.
Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner
“People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I’ll give you an example: I don’t read what’s handed to me. People say, ‘Here, here’s your speech, or here’s an idea for a speech.’
“They’re changed. Trust me.”
— George W. Bush
Ad-libber extraordinaire
March 15, 2000
Interview with the New York Times
“I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.”
— George D.W.I. Bush
February 1, 2000
Nashua, New Hampshire
Quoted by Gail Collins
in the New York Times
“I don’t remember debates. I don’t think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don’t remember.”
— George Shotglass Bush
July 27, 1999
Washington Post
Regarding the
genocidal Vietnam War
when he was a hard-partying undergraduate at Yale
“I understand small business growth. I was one.”
— George W. Bush
Recovering small-business-growth
February 19, 2000
New York Daily News
“I’ve changed my style somewhat, as you know. I’m less, I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I’m more interacting with people.”
— George W. Bush
February 13, 2000
Meet The Press
Interview on “The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer”
April 27, 2000:
Governor Bush: “I talked to my little brother, Jeb, I haven’t told this to many people. But he’s the governor of, I shouldn’t call him my little brother — my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.”
Jim Lehrer: “Florida.”
Governor Bush: “Florida. The state of the Florida.”
“The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I’ve looked at. I do not believe we’ve put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.”
— George W. Bush
June 16, 2000
All Things Considered?, NPR
“I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.”
— George W. Bush
Executioner-In-Chief
December 18, 2000
Washington, D.C.
“He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York’s a safer place for him to be.”
— George W. Bush
May 18, 2000
“The Edge With Paula Zahn”
Speaking of fascist NYC Mayor Rudolf Giuliani
“We’re concerned about AIDS inside our White House — make no mistake about it.”
— Unpresident George “Rubber Gloves” Bush
February 7, 2001
Washington, D.C.
At the 1988 Republican Convention that nominated Gee Dubbya’s “Poppy” for President, Hartford Courant associate editor David Fink struck up a conversation with the prodigal son:
Fink: “When you’re not talking politics, what do you and [your father] talk about?”
George W.: “Pussy.”
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“People constantly speak of ‘the government’ doing this or that, as they might speak of God doing it. But the government is really nothing but a group of men, and usually they are very inferior men. They may have some better man working for them, but they themselves are seldom worthy of any respect.” — H. L. Mencken |
Related sites
Supreme Court overrides US voters:
a ruling that will live in infamy
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2000/dec2000/elec-d14.shtml
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“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.” — H. L. Mencken |
None Dare Call It Treason
by Vincent Bugliosi
http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml?i=20010205&c=1&s=bugliosi
The United States Supreme Court STOLE THE ELECTION.
In this entertainingly written — yet deadly earnest — article, legendary prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi exposes the absurd, irrational and self-contradicting arguments used by the five conservative Supreme Court Injustices — Scalia, Rehnquist, Thomas, Kennedy and O’Connor — to disenfranchise 50 million American voters.
“If there is such a thing as a judicial hell, these five Justices won’t have to worry about heating bills in their future.”
— Vincent Bugliosi
See also the book by Bugliosi:
The Betrayal of America:
How the Supreme Court Undermined the Constitution and Chose Our President
George W. Bush: president-elect or president-select?
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2000/dec2000/bush-d29.shtml
Who Is George W. Bush?
Selected Excerpts From The U.S. And British Press
Compiled by Michel Chossudovsky
Professor of Economics, University of OttawaPart 1 — Excluding the African American Vote
http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/chuss/excerpts.htmPart 2 — Financial Scams
http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/chuss/excerptsb.htm
From the Wilderness Publications
monthly newsletter
http://www.copvcia.com/Newsletter.htm
October 1999“Presumptive Republican nominee George W. Bush has, in his fleet of Texas State aircraft, a Beech King Air 200 that once belonged to legendary drug smuggler Barry Seal.
“The bulletproof government documentation and the on-the-record quotes show that an airplane connected to CIA covert operations, Iran-Contra financial fraud, forged documents and the legendary Southern Air Transport was operated by Barry Seal and is today frequently used by ‘W’ as he travels around on State business. The paper trail leads backwards to the sins of ‘Poppy’ Bush as the boss of Iran-Contra and forward through the sins of the son.”
— Daniel Hopsicker and Michael C. Ruppert
www.copvcia.com
“Nazis in the Bush Family Tree:
Well-well-well... What do we have here?"
Author links Bush family to Nazis
Sarasota Herald-Tribune
Staff Report, 11/11/00
http://www.newscoast.com/headlinesstory2.cfm?ID=35115
“The president of the Florida Holocaust Museum said Saturday that George W. Bush’s grandfather derived a portion of his personal fortune through his affiliation with a Nazi-controlled bank.
“John Loftus, a former prosecutor in the Justice Department’s Nazi War Crimes Unit, said his research found that Bush’s grandfather, Prescott Bush, was a principal in the Union Banking Corp. in Manhattan in the late 1930s and the 1940s.
“Leading Nazi industrialists secretly owned the bank at that time, Loftus said, and were moving money into it through a second bank in Holland even after the United States declared war on Germany. The bank was liquidated in 1951, Loftus said, and Bush’s grandfather and great-grandfather received $1.5 million from the bank as part of that dissolution.
‘That’s where the Bush family fortune came from: It came from the Third Reich,’ Loftus said.”
See also the review of John Loftus’ book:
Unholy Trinity:
The Vatican, The Nazis, and The Swiss Banks
George W. Bush’s drunk driving arrest:
Revelation from the past spotlights political cynicism of the present
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2000/nov2000/bush-n04.shtml
The Complete Bushisms - Updated frequently
by Bryan Curtis and Jacob Weisberg
http://slate.msn.com/Features/bushisms/bushisms.asp
Undubitably the most completest collection of blundering Bush-speak anywheres in this hemispheric neighborhood.
George W Bush -- not a crackhead!
http://www.gwbush.com/
This is the great website about which Gee Dubbya huffed:“There ought to be limits to freedom. We’re aware of this site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that’s all he is.”
Here are a few of the bumper stickers you can get at gwbush.com:
